- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

PENIS that is all

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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