hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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