- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Justin beiber..

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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