What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

dry handjob

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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