- Anti Joke

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

Anti Joke

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies