- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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