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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Dwight Howard

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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