Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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