Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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darude- sandstorm

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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