- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

AND

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??