Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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A fat guy!

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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