If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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Penis

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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