- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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