What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

poopy is poopy

Ian's mind Elevator music

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

1+1=2

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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