- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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