On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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can you pass the soap?

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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Queens Park rangers

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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