Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

justin littleton being sucessful

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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