How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

White men's rights

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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