Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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A man was caught by the Aztecs for stealing from their tombs. The Aztecan chief said,"Sometime during the next week I will kill you, but I will do it when you least expect." The man was then given a room. He deduced that he couldn't be killed on the last day, Saturday, or else he would see it coming, so it must be before Saturday. He then deduced that it couldn't be on Friday, because he would expect it to be before Saturday. He used this logic to rule out every other day of the week, therefore the Aztecan chief would never kill him. He was killed on Wednesday.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? *PUNCH* A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

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Your mom is not fat!

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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