- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

PENIS that is all

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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