- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

An Asian man fails a math test

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

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