- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

Penis.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

The Morman Religion.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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