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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Horse.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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