- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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