Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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