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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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