Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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