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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

Ron Paul for President!

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

Womens rights.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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