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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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