- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

2 black kids walk into school

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Knock, Knock Who's There

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

smell the vitamin C

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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