why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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one of the idiot

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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Anti Joke

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