Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

Women's rights.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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