- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Pianos.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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