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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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