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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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