- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Caramel Boing.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

What's upside down? umop apisdn

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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