A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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What is the name of the car? What

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Nick Cannon

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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woman's rights

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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