- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What is the difference?

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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