In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Turkey Balls

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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