Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

You bumder!

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

What can hitler cook well Steak

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

knock knock who's there? faith

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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