- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

1+2 = 6

Many people of many races do many things every day.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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