- Anti Joke

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Why so serious? Your brother died.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head