Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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