Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

where is the world?

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Wolfjob.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

This is sparta No this is patrick

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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