- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

being sober in a bar fight

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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