Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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