- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

smell the vitamin C

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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