- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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