- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

when debbie meets downer

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Caca.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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