What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Women's Rights

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

Heskey time.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Amazing

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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