- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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