whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Albert your flies undone.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

robin, get in the car.

women's rights.

derp

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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