Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

whats up and also down? your mum

John Cena for president

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

There's a god, just kidding.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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