Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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you just read an anti-joke

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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A bar walks into a man

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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