- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

can you pass the soap?

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