Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

White NBA players.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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