Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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