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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

I C U P White stuff

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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