Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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irish man drinking john smiths

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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A forty-year-old man forces a young child to strip down and take a shower. The child screams and cries, but the man persists angily. He then carries the child into his bed. The child pleads, "Help! Mom, make him stop!" The mother yells back, "Just listen to him. He's your father and it's past your bedtime." This is a common night-time routine for parents with their first child

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A 8 year old kid and his dad are having quality time at the park,and relax at a nearby picnic bench after a thrilling game of tag."I love you." says the son. The father about to respond,promptly gets shot by 3 stray military issue assault rifle bullets that came from a heated dispute about a stolen car that got way out of hand. He dies,and the kid ran crying a long distance away. After he gets himself in a dark alley with nobody else around he laughs,and mutters "The plan went perfectly!" He pulls out a detonator and presses it. The White House,Washington Monument,and several nuclear power plants across the continental United States blow up,killing millions of people.The child,also in possession of nuclear bombs, holds the entire world hostage and becomes ruler of the entire planet Earth. Fin.

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There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

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Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

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How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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