Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

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