Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

You know what's funny? Rape

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

whats white and sticky glue

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

hiya

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Sex education in Texas.

I wrote a funny joke.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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