- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

knock knock There's no door

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Who wants $300? Me too.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Boxing on Boxing Day

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

YEAH THEY DO!

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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