Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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This is funny.

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Type better antijokes above

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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