- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

drugs.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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