What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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Justin

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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