- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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