- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

where is the world?

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Wolfjob.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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