- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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