- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Chick Norris... Enough said

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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