- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

rocky is here again.......................

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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