What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

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Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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when debbie meets downer

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

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Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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