Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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