- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

What's 1+1? 69.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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