A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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WNBA

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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