Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

The NBA and womens sports

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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