- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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