- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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