Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

who is not good looking? mon morello

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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