- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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