Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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