What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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I named my son ps2 controller

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sky's sty

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just in time?

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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I have read the terms and conditions

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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knock knock who's there? hope

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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