"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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What is the difference?

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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