You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Penis

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Oh, go away

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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