What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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whats yellow after cani...nathan

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

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There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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