- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did katy fall off her bike?

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

identical jokes get different votes.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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