- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Penis.

How do you make a little girl cry?

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

The latter three thousand pages of this website.

a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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