- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

I C U P White stuff

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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