A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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you suck

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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