Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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The holocaust

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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