- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Guest what? Dog

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Thats what she said

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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