whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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A French man gets into a fight

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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