- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Knock Knock, Ow my face

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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