- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Hitler and Jews become friends.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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