- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

wanna hear a joke? yes

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

Black People

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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