Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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when debbie meets downer

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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