What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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Death by kayak

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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