- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

so today i took a poop. hehe

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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