- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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