- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

This is not funny.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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