How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

You having friends.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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