What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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a blind man walks into a wall

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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Niall Horan

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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I <3 Hitler

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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i hate black people

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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