- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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