- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

I am dyslexic

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.